Rodrgiuez confirmed, Lohan offered roles in Machete

Michelle Rodriguez's awesomly action-packed career continues. The previous rumor that she'd been cast in Machete has now become valid, as well as the distinct possibility of Lindsay Lohan. From Rodriguez (Robert) himself:

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As for De Niro and Seagal, Rodriguez says that they've sent the script out to a bunch of "big names" and that "we start shooting in a few weeks."

This may just outdo itself, or rather, the original trailer.

Sources: MTV, The Playlist

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De Niro. Seagal. Rodriguez. Hill. These household names obviously bring to mind a badass, pure-awesomeness sort of vibe, and that's exactly the stage that's been set as Robert De Niro, Steven Seagal, Michelle Rodriguez, and Jonah Hill have all supposedly been cast alongside Danny Trejo in the feature-length expansion of Machete, one of four fake trailers that accompanied Quentin Tarantino and Robert Rodriguez's original Grindhouse double feature.

A variety of sites, from Bloody Disgusting, to The Playlist to /Film, are reporting varying tidbits of the news. I just hope for pure awesomeness's sake that it's all true. For Danny Trejo to be surrounded by this kind of class in a movie premise as lowly as Machete is truly ingenious. This skyrockets Robert Rodriguez's next project to the top of my list. I can't wait. Stay tuned.