Sorry, I couldn't resist.
Variety is reporting that Daniel Radcliffe will star in a remake of All Quiet on the Western Front... While I'm certainly not a fan of remakes, I am a fan of Radcliffe, and I hope this is the out Danny boy has been waiting for.
In other words, a dark future lies ahead. Just look at Mark Hamill (whom I love), or even Elijah Wood. If this doesn't work for him, he should start prepping for a career of Euro-villain roles in action movies... I think he'd be great in a Mission: Impossible or Bond film. Either way, best of luck to him.
