They're not. Simple as that.
As of this point in the ad campaign, G.I. Joe looks slightly better than Transformers--which, though--was greatly humbled from a surprisingly high bar set by its teasers.
Again--as of now, I don't know if I can handle watching Transformers in a theater--no trailer nor teaser can be trusted from here on out. G.I. Joe, on the other hand, still has a chance, though a very trashy, almost Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun-Li kind of chance.
Michael Bay, I don't know why I ever stopped hating you. You need to be stopped, at once. I tolerate Bad Boys out of the 'badness' of my heart, but nothing more. As with Tony Scott, the gig's up, Mike.
Head over to /Film or Ain't It Cool if you really want to see them. And make sure you thoroughly question yourself before making even that decision.
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